
Our condolences, Chicago sports fans. We realize it’s a tough time to be one.
The Bulls and Hawks are both coming off of heartbreaking, post-season losses…
And despite a few bright spots on the mound / their line-ups, the
Cubs and Sox still look to be a long ways away from competing…
And although Bears season is just a few months away, they’ve got more defensive questions than they do offensive answers…
And the Chicago Fire have to play in Bridgeview…
But there is hope.
212 - 0 - 0
That’s Canasta’s lifetime concert record against opposing, evil, anti-rock forces… which is to say, we don’t lose... EVER.
So anytime you come out to a Canasta show, you’re guaranteed to see a win.… more specifically, a ROUT.
So if these sporting times haven’t been treating you kindly, perhaps it’s time to consider throwing your
weight behind another local team. Not convinced? Come on out to the
Mayne Stage on
Sat. 5/3 and watch us improve our record to 213 - 0 - 0. I think you’ll see what we mean.
We’ll be headlining - with the Nasty Canasty horns in tow - preceded by a pair of handpicked openers:
Elle Casazza and
The Flips. Come learn for yourself that which we already know:
winning feels amaaaazing.
And hey, if you’re the kinda person who likes to hold on to his/her dough,
take note that the fine people at Do312 are giving away some tickets here.
So there’s that. But one way or another, I assume we’ll be seeing one another soon, yes?
@ Mayne Stage
(Chicago, IL)
Canasta
(plus the Nasty Canasty Horns!)
with
Elle Casazza
and
The Flips
Show - 8 PM / Canasta - 10 PM
$12 / 18+ / Facebook / Tickets
Presented by CHIRP Radio
Just a quick reminder that Canasta descends upon the
“Taste of Chicago” in beautiful
Grant Park tomorrow evening (Sat.)!
The show is FREE and the band - along with the always-lovable Canasty Horns in tow - plays the
Bud Light Stage
(at Columbus and Balbo, on the south end of the fest) at 5:20pm.
Immediately thereafter, local-folks-made-good Company of Thieves
will close things out! This marks the “Taste’s” first booking of the city’s premiere orchestral pop sextet,
but folks who haven’t visited the fest in awhile will notice a number of other changes,
including the following…
- With a look towards the future, all restaurants now serve freeze-dried, astronaut food exclusively.
- Although fun has always been a reliable element of the “Taste,” for this year’s fest,
the City has unveiled a “fun.,”
a strictly-stylized, trademarked version of the concept.
- Select, lucky attendees will be secretly chosen to serve as “Royal Tasters” for the Mayor,
unknowingly testing dishes for poisonous content before they’re served to His Highness.
- Children under five will not be admitted without a salad or dessert to share.
- Patrons are strictly prohibited from wearing aprons and big, white chef’s hats, so as not to
confuse any Food network superfans who might be there star-sighting.
- Rick Bayless will launch his newest, much “buzzed”-about establishment,
La Fuente del Insecto (literally, “Insect Fountain”), a taco stand next
to Buckingham Fountain featuring traditionally rural Mexican fare with a modern twist that’s
centered around dead bugs found in public fountains.
- In the event that the fest reaches its capacity, those turned away are encouraged to visit one of
Chicago’s various other eateries, where one can relax with strangers at a long, communal table made of unfinished wood
and feast on three tiny, cupcake-shaped burgers, comprised entirely from locally-sourced, grass-fed bacon
and then wash them down with shots of tequila barrel-aged, craft whiskey.
Saturday, July 13th
@ “Taste of Chicago”
The Bud Light Stage, Grant Park
(Chicago, IL)
Canasta
with
Company of Thieves,
Paper Thick Walls, The Steakhouse Mints,
Vintage Blue and The Bergamot
FREE! / Gates - 11 AM / Show - Noon / Canasta - 5:20 PM / All Ages
Presented by The Department of Cultural Affairs and Special Events

Part XI: Brian Palmieri’s Top Five Shows
In no particular order…
Wilco and Andrew Bird @ Fifth Third Bank Ballpark

Punch Brothers and The Milk Carton Kids @ The Vic Theatre

“XRT Holiday Concert” featuring
Band of Horses, Alabama Shakes and Everest @ The Chicago Theatre

M. Ward @ The Vic Theatre

First Aid Kit @ Metro

Part X: Jeremy Beckford’s Top Five Albums
5. Alabama Shakes - Boys & Girls
4. The Sea and Cake - Runner
3. Dirty Projectors - Swing Lo Magellan
2. Alt-J - An Awesome Wave
1. Calexico - Algiers
Part IX: Matt Priest’s Top Ten TV Shows
10. Treme (HBO)

9. Mad Men (AMC)

8. Louie (FX)

7. Boardwalk Empire (HBO)

6. Game of Thrones (HBO)

5. Justified (FX)

4. Breaking Bad (AMC)

3. Fringe (Fox)

2. Homeland (Showtime)

1. Sherlock (BBC)

Part VIII: Brian Palmieri’s Top Five Personal Music Discoveries
In no particular order…
White Denim
Kimbra
Father John Misty
Alt-J
Givers
Part VII: Ryan Tracy’s Top Five Restaurants
5. Blackbird (Chicago, IL)

4. Smoque (Chicago, IL)

3. Seabreeze Cafe & Bar (Picton, New Zealand)

2. Greenhouse Tavern (Cleveland, OH)

1. Charlie Trotter’s (Chicago, IL)

